Publisher error claims joke paper, April Fools’ tradition – three years later

A journal says a content management mishap led to the publication, and subsequent retraction, of a gag essay not intended for wide distribution. 

Why the retraction happened three and a half years after the paper’s publication remains murky.

This story belongs to the early days of the COVID-19 pandemic, back when Proteins: Structure, Function, and Bioinformatics, a Wiley title, used to gather spoof papers for its annual April Fools edition.  

As Kristofer Barr, an assistant research integrity auditor at Wiley, told us: 

The “April Fools” series was a longstanding tradition promoted on Proteins’ homepage, which included humorous editorials written by members of the research community. The intention of these editorials was to present a humorous take on an important topic in the field. Each article went through a process by which they were made into PDFs and these PDFs were promoted on a separate page on the journal’s website apart from other content published in Early View or in-issue. The editorials were never intended to be published alongside research content nor indexed in PubMed.

But one such manuscript, “Citius, Altius, Fortius,” managed somehow to jump from house organ to the real journal, spoiling the fun for everyone. The title of the cheeky paper refers to the motto for the Olympic games – “Faster, Higher, Stronger.” 

The piece was written by Joanna Lange and Gert Vriend, of Radboud University Medical Centre in The Netherlands. (Vriend also appears to be affiliated with the Baco Institute of Protein Science, in the Philippines.) 

The episode reminds us a bit of one of our earliest posts, back in 2010, about the retraction of a paper from a virology journal which speculated – with tongue in cheek –  that Jesus had healed a febrile woman of her bout of flu. 

We found the abstract for the spoof, which reads: 

2020 is a leap year. That means that we have one day extra and, if the Olympic games had survived the corona crisis, we would all be watching television and ask the eternal question whether Olympic records will for ever be broken and broken again, or that there are limits to human biology1 . In this article we ask the same question, but rather than discussing aspects of Citius, Altius, and Fortius of athletes we will discuss them for macromolecules. It is remarkable how many parallels can be found between Olympic records in these two seemingly different worlds. People involved in structure validation and re-refinement try to make us believe that most aspects of macromolecular structures can be caught by a number that has some constant value with little variation around it. We will show here that the PDB2 databank proves this idea to be wrong. In the protein structure world, it holds for many that “participating is more important than winning”, but some, fortunately, still go for the record books.

It continues: 

Cheating is a favourite pass-time for many, especially when feeling that we can get away with it  (e.g. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tax_returns_of_Donald_Trump). But cheating happens  everywhere else too; like in the Olympics (https://www.britannica.com/list/8-olympic-cheating- scandals) and, amazingly, even in crystallography13-16. The Olympic games have been marred by a large number of doping abuse cases, and the number of athletes caught increase from games to games (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doping_at_the_Olympic_Games). The systematic country-wide doping abuse of East-Germany, though, remained undetected too long to be backed up by physical evidence. Something similar is going on in crystallography. In pre-history, structures were built by hand (see e.g. Figure 1) and cheating was difficult because one could always check the conclusions by travelling to the lab that built the model, and remeasure everything.

Protein models as they were built in the good old days; before computers came around to spoil the fun. These metal models had one big problem, all residues of a certain type always had the same bond lengths and bond angles. (Figure courtesy A Finkelstein)  At some moment, though, computers became available, and from then on crystallographers could cheat much more eloquently by using refinement software with restraints and constraints, and parameter sets like those of Engh and Huber. Fortunately, not all crystallographers do this …

Unless you’re a protein scientist, the humor here is likely to fall a bit flat. The funniest part of the piece, as far as we can tell, is the disclosure statement: 

These authors contributed equally little to this work.

We were surprised to find the paper has been cited (just once), according to Clarivate Analytics’ Web of Science. The reference seems not to indicate the authors knew the article was a lark.

Wiley didn’t catch the rogue publication until this year, during an internal audit. Per Barr: 

In late 2023, a team member noticed the erroneous publication of one of these editorials, which was likely the result of a miscommunication within our production staff. Our integrity group, following COPE guidelines, advised that it was necessary to retract the article.  The Editor-in-Chief of Proteins and both authors agreed that the mistakenly-published editorial would receive a retraction, and we thank them for their quick action to help correct the record.

Nikolay Dokholyan, the editor-in-chief of Proteins, lamented the joke gone wrong: 

The story of this article is just a set of unfortunate events. Wiley published it accidentally. We had a tradition of April’s fool articles, which are not for publication. Wiley made a mistake and published it. Upon revealing the mistake, they fixed it. Having said that, there is nothing wrong with the science. Wiley has a problem mixing humor and science since it may make erroneous perceptions.

In fact, the retraction notice appears to suggest blame for the error lies with the editors:

The above article, published online on 12 June 2020 in Wiley Online Library (wileyonlinelibrary.com), has been retracted by agreement between the authors, the journal’s Editor-in-Chief Dr. Nikolay Dokholyan, and John Wiley & Sons, Inc. The above article is a humorous editorial contribution surrounding a specialized topic, and was not intended for full online publication as part of the journal’s scholarly content. Due to an editorial mistake, the above article was published online in Early View. John Wiley & Sons, Inc. takes full responsibility for the erroneous publication of this article.

Regardless, Dokholyan confirmed April is no longer a month of mirth at his journal – no more jokes about misfolded proteins in its pages:  

we stopped this tradition.

Barr added: 

Upon agreement with the Editor-in-Chief and the lead author of this series, we have taken steps to move previous “April Fools Day” editorials to a separate platform, which will ensure the articles are presented in context and will not be mistaken as genuine scholarly content. Before this incident, the journal had already intended to retire the April Fools series.

Vriend told us he had been submitting the joke pieces for a decade before the one that went awry: 

I will indeed miss it a bit. But, to be honest, I was/am running out of ideas. This year I had still something nice, there is a relation (not correlation, and hopefully nothing causal) between the style of the american president and the length and spread in the length of bond-lengths in amino acid side-chains…   But the world will never learn about this amazing fact…

Larks may be carefree, but science may be deaf to their songs.

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7 thoughts on “Publisher error claims joke paper, April Fools’ tradition – three years later”

  1. Fortunately, this ground breaking paper is still available on Sci-Hub. Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas, foolish ones.

      1. I think he’s not referring to your grammar, which is absolutely in order, but your spelling of ‘pastime’ in the more logical, Germanic manner of ‘pass-time’. I have seen this spelling commonly in Indian English. I suppose all writing in English that isn’t by Anglo-Americans is suspect, to certain eyes.

      2. ‘the number of athletes caught increase from games to games’ is another example. Increase refers to number (singular), not athletes (plural), so should be ‘increases’.
        However, this is only a tangential comment – spoofs are fun, especially when they have a deeper point – I always enjoy the BMJ Christmas issue, and your paper also had a more serious point. Comments complaining about grammar usually have a spelling/grammar issue in them as well – let’s see if I avoided it.

    1. Geeeeeez, dear native English speakers, not everybody was fed with a silver spoon inscribed with “POSH” in the childhood; some people use your precious language just, you know, to communicate with fellow human beings.

  2. “I will indeed miss it a bit. But, to be honest, I was/am running out of ideas. This year I had still something nice, there is a relation (not correlation, and hopefully nothing causal) between the style of the american president and the length and spread in the length of bond-lengths in amino acid side-chains… But the world will never learn about this amazing fact…”

    This is one of the funniest things I’ve read from a scientist, and I don’t even have any background in structural biochemistry. Well done!

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